seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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