North Korea, Best Korea!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
