just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
COCAINE IS GR8
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