I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
