and i looked up. we had an audience...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
