think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Blood and glitter go together right?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
