I feel like I'm in dance class right now
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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