Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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