Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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