There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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