i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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