I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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