She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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