I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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