quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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