My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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