her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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