i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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