I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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