covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Randomize
