grandma shit on top of the toilet
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she pinky promised me she was 18
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
