Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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