People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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