Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I supernannyed him into submission
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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