so that wasnt chicken after all
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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