that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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