It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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