Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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