I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Do vagina's smell?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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