Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
im on a boat
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