this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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