these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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