are you so shy because you have an std?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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