did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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