what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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