I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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