She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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