Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
how does that bad decision feel?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
