Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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