What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
