Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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