Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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