So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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