she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I got inside last night via doggy door
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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