He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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