I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
