he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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