I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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