mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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