I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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