my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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