I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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