I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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