I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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