Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
So gin and wine won't be happening again
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize
