Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
